Coffee Testing Dept.

The Testing Institute introduces our newest Testing Initiative: the Coffee Testing Department! Our specially engineered Bio-Unit™ is ready to ingest and test as much of the brown gold you can brew. Includes Test Matter in the form of two mini coffee mugs bearing the logo of long-time collaborating NYC coffee brand Café Grumpy.

Beer Testing Dept.

The Testing Institute introduces our newest Testing Initiative: the Beer Testing Department! This Bio-Unit comes fully pre-conditioned, having consumed several liters of test matter during the important initial seasoning phase. Test Matter in the form of a miniature beer can and a tiny glass stein brimming with brew!

Poison Testing Dept.

The Testing Institute introduces our newest Testing Initiative : the Poison Testing Department! Allow our Bio-Unit to determine the toxicity of your samples to help keep your family safe, happy, and relatively poison-free! Test Matter in the form of a questionable substance bottle and a very important memo!

Hot Dog Dept.

The Testing Institute introduces our newest Testing Initiative: the Hot Dog Testing Dept.